They don't make rubber suits in 3x tall.
(RAM)
Your utility belt is so heavy your pants keep falling down.
(BABaker)
You think bat-nipples were bad? Bat-man-boobs is just so much worse.
(Tristan)
You are afraid of heights.
(danb1974)
You have more chins than abs.
(Pertinax)
Your total lack of the ability to say "I'm Batman" without collapsing into a fit of giggles.
(MLehde)
You are scared to death of clowns.
(FB09)
You asked the director if it might be possible to work some nice pastels into the Batman costume just to lighten things up.
(MLehde)
Your voice is only gravelly after gargling with tobasco sauce.
(rorschak)
You'd need three utility belts to reach around your waist.
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