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Top Ten Grocery Store Pick-Up Lines
(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)
I was gonna grab the spicy salsa, but now I'm grabbing the mild because baby, you are "muy caliente."
Clean up in aisle 5 because an angel just fell from heaven.
Does your name happen to be fajita? Because you are sizzling!
Just one question. Iceberg or romaine?
Special today, I'm only 99 cents a pound.
(The Evil Professor Ragan)
You must have picked up that box of linguini by accident, because you've already got the hair of an angel.
I only need a couple items. Would you consider cart-pooling?
Lettuce leaf this place, carrot all our stuff to the car and see what we can turnip.
Excuse me, but could you used this coupon for a free meaningful relationship?
Sorry I keep bumping into you. My cart has a wheel that only wants to turn toward you.
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