There's a lot of spinning and rolling, and someone keeps referring to you as "Goose."
(Thomas Palsson)
About the time you were asking for drink service, the jumpmaster is grabbing you and shoving you towards the door.
(Tristan)
Somehow, against all odds, you've found yourself sitting next to your ex while your S.O. is sitting next to a supermodel.
(Mute)
The "stewardesses" blind-fold you and put in a catheter.
(IOIO to work IGO)
Beaver's mom just started talking Jive to two black dudes in front of you.
(Bentley Bones)
You're really excited about touring Austrian wineries, but the flight attendants are passing out souvenir koala keychains.
(Magus Noan)
Security seemed unusually strict this time, and you've never had to wear a big puffy suit and helmet before.
(Mute)
Every few weeks, Mars looks a little bigger.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
After the 18th passenger wearing a cowboy hat boarded the plane, you began to suspect the "TX" in "Paris, TX" wasn't just French for "France."
(Mute)
There are no crying babies.
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