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Top Ten Reasons to Wear Clean Underwear Every Day
(submitted by theEARWIG)
The image of everyone walking around with organic Rorschach tests stuck to their butt could scar you for life.
It's almost like bathing every day, but much easier.
You don't want to give a bad impression of humanity during your alien anal probe.
The TSA is expanding its role to random stop and searches on the streets.
With the current humid weather, if you don't peel them off and start fresh daily, they'll become a permanent part of you.
If there are no coffee filters at work, tighty whities make for an excellent backup.
It's hard to pick up women at the laundrymat when you have a week's worth of clothes and 2 pairs of skivvies. Chicks notice such things.
If the cops catch you wearing dirties, they're actually allowed to search your permanent record for overdue library fines and make you pay, with interest.
If you forget to wear pants to class, won't you look foolish if your underwear isn't clean?
In case your mom rushes to the hospital after your car accident
(Good Ol' Horseface)
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