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Top Ten Signs Al Gore Invented the Internet

(submitted by The Outraged DuK)

10. His name isn't AL gore. It's A capital i gore and stands for his description of the matrix Artificial Intelligence Gore! (Strat)
9. It says so on his wikipedia page. (Squeezette)
8. We burn coal to generate electricity to use the internet to hear that we shouldn't be burning coal. Yup, Al Gore must be involved. (Stephen H)
7. There's quite a disturbing lack of Al Gore jokes on the Net. Have you noticed? (Good Ol' Horseface)
6. Password "tipperisanogoodskank" seems to act as a universal pass key to the world wide web. (MLehde)
5. No matter what you google you get at least one link confirming global warming. (BABaker)
4. People who work in computing are always talking about "Al-Gore-ism"s. (Squeezette, Stephen H)
3. When I'm online late at night, I can feel Al Gore staring at me. (BABaker)
2. Because his second best work was on Saturday Night Live! (Buffalo Gal)
1. It's made entirely of wood. (jumpinjack)

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