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Top Ten Least Insulting Insults
(submitted by DFU)
Being your mother's least favorite would be worse if you actually had siblings.
You're almost as much fun as being alone.
If I were you, I probably couldn't stay this angry all the time.
If'n yer English were not more gooder, you prolly couldn't right much
Oh yeah, well you look like a young Jennifer Aniston!
Your Momma's so mediocre when she cooks mac -and-cheese she doesn't add little breadcrumbs to it!
Top ten submitter!
I would prefer to eulogize nearly anybody but you.
Oh yeah! Well, you're unable to fold a napkin into a swan!
You son of a mother!
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