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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Least Insulting Insults

(submitted by DFU)

10. Being your mother's least favorite would be worse if you actually had siblings. (Buffalo Gal)
9. You're almost as much fun as being alone. (Magus Noan)
8. If I were you, I probably couldn't stay this angry all the time. (Major Tom)
7. If'n yer English were not more gooder, you prolly couldn't right much (wheels)
6. Oh yeah, well you look like a young Jennifer Aniston! (BABaker)
5. Your Momma's so mediocre when she cooks mac -and-cheese she doesn't add little breadcrumbs to it! (Strat)
4. Top ten submitter! (Andre)
3. I would prefer to eulogize nearly anybody but you. (Maniac Bob)
2. Oh yeah! Well, you're unable to fold a napkin into a swan! (Strat)
1. You son of a mother! (Stephen H)

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