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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things To Look Forward to in the US Government Shutdown

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The thirteen original colonies temporarily revert to British rule -- tooth brushing becomes optional. (Major Tom)
9. Maybe Congress will bring back the tradition of dueling. (Maniac Bob)
8. A little-known clause put in after the '95 shutdown makes congressmen take over the duties of cleaning toilets in the Smithsonian until the shutdown is resolved. (Tristan)
7. All business transactions during the Shutdown are entirely tax free! (Major Tom)
6. The next round of political ads: "My candidate did less than your candidate." (Maniac Bob)
5. Both sides blaming each other for the shutdown and later taking credit for it ending. (Wools)
4. After reboot, the high scores of the White House Pinball machine will be reset. (Lone Star)
3. Discovering that, outside of Washington DC, everything works pretty much the same as always (MLehde)
2. Yogi bear might be able to get some rest now that the pesky park ranger has been furloughed. (The Frunkus Kid)
1. Since the NSA won't be snooping I can make some calls I've been wanting to make. (AlHubb)

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