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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things Uncle Sam Will Do When He Runs Out of Money

10. Hope that nobody ever reflects on the actual meaning of the phrase "full faith and credit of the United States" (MLehde)
9. "I made 700 billion working part time on the Internet! Ask me how!" (Sageandscholar)
8. High stakes double-or-nothing poker game with all foreign debt holders (Mute)
7. Finally hook up with sweet sugar momma, Aunt Jemima (Chunky G)
6. "Discover" weapons of mass destruction and human rights violations in an oil-rich country and plot an invasion (Canada, we're looking at you!) (Tristan)
5. Garage sale! $100 hammers for only $60! (Wools)
4. Ebay some ICBMs for extra cash (The Incognito Penguin, Stephen H)
3. Start selling off excess Congressmen. Oh, wait. They've already done that. (Maniac Bob)
2. Mortgage New York, sell off a few railroads and utility companies and trade for a get out of jail free card (The Incognito Penguin)
1. Ask Great Britain if it's ok if he moves back in for a while (Mute, Involuntarily Mind Controlled Aaryn)

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