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Top Ten Hints the Tour Guide You Hired is Nuts
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The Captain Ahab costume was quite good and the harpoon was real, but it just didn't fit in on a tour of Western Army posts in Wyoming.
He keeps stopping the tour so the couple from Walla Walla can catch up. But there is no couple from Walla Walla.
This is the eleventh time you have gone past "Mary's house" where "if we're lucky, you might catch a glimpse of her getting changed after her tennis lesson!"
You had no idea that the fake moon landing and the JFK assassination were both planned here in this dirty little bus stop.
(Krig the Viking)
You are climbing the outside of the Empire State Building. Your guide promised to meet you at the top.
Twice has taken your group into shaddy looking taverns and yelled out "Los unarmed Americanos rapido, rapido!"
He hides behind the door and slaps the first person who walks in and yells, "TAG!! You're it!"
You're currently on your way to see the West Pole.
"I didn't say 'Tour Guide says'!"
(Micklin T. Rahe, Because He Said So)
In every place you have toured, there's a group of people yelling "Get out of our house!"
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