direct from . . .
Top Ten Surprises with the New Playstation PS4
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The "Reset" button resets the whole world.
It will make you nostalgic for your Atari 2600.
It seeks out and destroys rival consoles.
It plays 8 Tracks and Laser Discs.
On the inside, it's just two PS2s held together with duct tape and alligator clips.
Via Bluetooth, GrandTheft Auto actually does steal cars.
The PS4 total immersion, interactive feel around, complete body suit, is likely to be illegal in the State of Utah.
Purchase of PS4 includes a subscription to Obese American Quarterly.
Depending on whether you're in a red state or a blue state, your first-person shooter either gets extra ammo or a five-day waiting period.
It comes with a preemptive apology for your account being hacked.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Nov 11, 2013