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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Least-Successful High Tech Gadgets at This Year's Consumer Electronic Show

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The whirli-gig that makes all the same sounds Michael Winslow made in Police Academy (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Skynet Home security system (Your toaster has been sent back in time to kill you) (Spoticus)
8. Lindsey Lohan Auto Pilot for your car (Spoticus)
7. The full size paper airplane (FB09)
6. Lose weight electronically: the suckable electronic tastebud stimulator (Bentley Bones)
5. A paddleball game (wood paddle with rubber ball on a rubber band) with electronic scoreboard (AlHubb)
4. Electric scissors, make sure not to cut the wire! (FB09)
3. For ultra-personal grooming: The laser booger vaporizer (Bentley Bones)
2. Special 1-D glasses for that low-res TV you didn't get rid of (Maniac Bob)
1. The electronic door stop (Really just a Roomba with a weak battery) (lefty)

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