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Top Ten Least-Successful High Tech Gadgets at This Year's Consumer Electronic Show
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The whirli-gig that makes all the same sounds Michael Winslow made in Police Academy
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Skynet Home security system (Your toaster has been sent back in time to kill you)
Lindsey Lohan Auto Pilot for your car
The full size paper airplane
Lose weight electronically: the suckable electronic tastebud stimulator
A paddleball game (wood paddle with rubber ball on a rubber band) with electronic scoreboard
Electric scissors, make sure not to cut the wire!
For ultra-personal grooming: The laser booger vaporizer
Special 1-D glasses for that low-res TV you didn't get rid of
The electronic door stop (Really just a Roomba with a weak battery)
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