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Top Ten Rejected Corporate Mascots

(submitted by XLR8R)

10. For LiquidPlumr's newest line-extension: The Toilet Torpedo (Major Tom)
9. "Wally" the Wal-Mart Wall. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. Before Toucan Sam Froot Loops had Bobby Buzzard. (AlHubb)
7. Re-enactors portraying Jesse James and Butch Cassidy shilling for Bank of America. (AlHubb)
6. Google rejected Gary the Peeping tom for its Coporate logo. (Strat)
5. Jim the Jaw Germ, who says, "Four out of five dentists recommend killing me with Acme Fluoride!" (Stephen H)
4. The Trojan Horse (johnnycp)
3. Oily the seagul didn't go over well for BP. (BABaker, WAM)
2. Dexter the Southwest Albatross sent the wrong message on many levels. (BABaker)
1. The first Oscar Meyer Wiener was named Timothy. (AlHubb)

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