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Top Ten Real Reasons Blockbuster is Going Out of Business

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Blockbuster is still in business? (WAM)
9. They're getting out of the movie business and moving into the lucrative telegraph market. (Stephen H)
8. Less being beat by their competitors and more Hollywood producing such unadulterated crap that nobody wants to rent it anyway. (MLehde)
7. Late commitment to VHS over Betamax finally caught up to them (rorschak (dating himself with that one))
6. Huge loss in revenues from Netflix crank calling them collect at all hours (rorschak)
5. Employees ruined all the DVDs trying to figure out how to rewind them. (Mute)
4. All available blocks have been busted. (Geoduck)
3. It doesn't matter what the reason is, somebody will blame it on Obamacare! (Tristan)
2. The NSA no longer needs to place devices in every home in america. (BABaker)
1. The fees for "rewinding" itself to 1989 were astronomical. (CrAzy-Popeye)

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