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Top Ten Signs You're Not Ready for the Holidays
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You're still wearing white, even though it's two and a half months after Labor Day
You still haven't paid off Christmas 1997.
You're still carving the pumpkin.
You just realized that the annoying song stuck in your head was a Christmas carol.
You've finally taken down the Cinco de Mayo decorations.
(Madam Annie Whittington)
You've been drunk the last 5 days and have no idea what month it is.
Your attempts to grow a beard so you can play Santa look more like Shaggy than Duck Dynasty.
You haven't finished your community service hours from the fireworks incident on the 4th of July
We just got done with the masked thugs demanding candy, now we have all that thankful crap, then we get the fat man in the red suit! Whoopee....
You just hid all of your kid's Easter Eggs inside the Halloween Pumpkin that is carved to look like St. Patrick.
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