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Top Ten Questions Answered by the Butterball Hotline Operators

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. "Just wondering, what animal is turkey made from?" (Krig the Viking)
9. "Just how does one remove an exploded turkey from an oven anyway?" (AlHubb)
8. "What is the best way to remove a human head from the inside of a turkey?" (Steve Weiss)
7. "Wait, so you don't sell 40 lb turkeys? Then what did we just cook?" (Krig the Viking)
6. "How long am I supposed to wait before I put out the fire?" (Major Tom)
5. "Where the hell do I get a job like yours?" (Bentley Bones)
4. "Can you still serve a Butterball turkey for Thanksgivukah?" (Steve Weiss)
3. "Mary starts cooking a 12-lb turkey at 400 degrees at 3:57, while Sue starts a 16-lb turkey at 2:48 and 325 degrees. Which will be done first?" (Prof Stephen H)
2. "If a turkey leaves station A cooking at 350 F at 6:30 AM CST and another turkey leaves station B cooking at 12 K at 17:50 GMT, at what time will my father-in-law pass out drunk?" (McNally)
1. "Can I come over your house for the holidays?" (Philly Foodie)

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