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Top Ten Thanksgiving Dinner Faux Pas

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. Comparing length of your appendix scar to first incision made on turkey (Chuck1863)
9. Placing an eggnog-inspired bet of four slices of pumpkin pie on the Lions game (Tristan)
8. Dropping a shot of Jager in the gravy bowl then downing it (Warchild)
7. "Hey Mom, has John told you the story yet of how he lost his job and got expelled from college?" (Krig the Viking)
6. Seating your Occupy Wallstreet niece next to your creepy Tea Party great-uncle (Evil me)
5. The fork goes on the left side of the plate, not thrown at your mother-in-law. (Wools)
4. Asking how hard it was to remove the cranberry sauce from the can (Steve Weiss)
3. Using various food items for missing parts, you give a hands-on demonstration of how the turkey evolved from dinosaurs. (AlHubb)
2. Lobbing is NOT the same as passing. (rorschak)
1. When saying thanks, you mention yourself over and over again. (Strat)

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