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Top Ten Things to Do to Confuse Archeologists of the Future

(submitted by Stephen H)

10. Print a bunch of "Schwarzenegger/Dukakis '16" posters and store them in a cool, dry place. (BABAker)
9. Date all of your correspondence two years in the future. (Krig the Viking)
8. Surround every coffin with thick layer of plastic water bottles to resemble ceremonial relics. (IOIO to work IGO)
7. Begin the ceremonial burial of shop mannequins. (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
6. Create cave paintings of Apache warriors with tanks and helicoptors. (lefty)
5. Be buried with your smart phone, thumb drives, plus a stone axe and some gnawed yak bones. (whyBother)
4. Entomb Boy George, Dennis Rodman and Prince, since they confuse all of us now. (rorschak)
3. File Justin Beiber albums under Chamber Music in recording calalogues. (RAM)
2. Have your casket lined with old Top Ten lists. (whyBother)
1. Have you seen this little thing called the Internet? That oughta do it. (lou)

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