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Top Ten Ways The Tonight Show Will Change When Jay Leno Retires (Again)

(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)

10. Jay Leno? Who is he and what happened to Johnny Carson? (AlHubb)
9. Senior citizens will no longer see the punchline of the joke coming from a mile away. (BABaker)
8. As far as I can tell, the only change is that Jimmy Falon will tell his bad jokes in the timeslot when Leno used to tell his bad jokes. (Mute)
7. Less chance that the ghosts of Johnny, Ed and, Doc will haunt the studio rattling chains and leaving old network top-rating scores lying around (MLehde)
6. Jay will just end up sitting in the interviewee's chair. (Buffalo Gal)
5. Terry Bradshaw will have to loiter somewhere else. (Chuck1863)
4. The Tonight Show will be letting go of it's full time vintage car mechanic. (Strat)
3. Countdown timer labelled "Minutes until Jay Leno Returns Again" (Krig the Viking)
2. David Letterman's swollen head will require three staffers to carry it down the hall for him, instead of the usual two. (MLehde)
1. Chin makeup guy also out of a job. (Krig the Viking)

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