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Top Ten Least Successful Motivational Slogans

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10. Reach for the stars, because if you miss - hey, you got a good stretch. (JrsyRose)
9. Only four more days until Friday. (Wools)
8. This Time For Sure! (Geoduck)
7. Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. (Maniac Bob)
6. Remember, today is the day that brings you one day closer to death. (MLehde)
5. What doesn't kill you makes you all the more susceptible tomorrow. (Buffalo Gal)
4. Starve. Slave. Strive. Weight Loss. (Good Ol' Horseface)
3. Resonate your double-downed synergy as you touch base with the low-hanging fruit in the re-purposed Cloud! (Stephen H)
2. Working faster and harder makes extra time to work longer. (Norm Shelton)
1. Someone has probably already done it so unless you're a real screw up you should be able to also! (Wiki)

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