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Top Ten Signs It's March
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
I can't see the sign, the wind blew it away.
You just thought of a killer entry for October's top ten list.
You're just about ready to get those holiday cards in the mail.
The guy with the mask saying, "You think the pollen is your ally? You merely adopted the pollen. I was born in it. Molded by it."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The snow and ice anger you ten times more than they did a week ago.
You can start to see last year's leaves poking throught this year's snow.
Fear of dying from a heart attack while shoveling snow slowly begins to give way to fear of looking horrible in a bathing suit.
That hot girl who was in short shorts yesterday is in a parka today.
Dick Vitale starts showing up in commercials again.
The Brackets are in bloom in every office.
(Oops they did it again, Tristan)
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