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Top Ten Rejected Ways to Deal with Olympics Withdrawal
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Watch reruns of the Olympics from before you were born. Don't look up the standings on Wikipedia.
Hang a Tupperware lid around your neck and pretend you won a medal.
Visit the local skate park, hold up placards with "7.8" or random other numbers on them.
Make your kids compete in household chores. Sychronized sock sorting, the trash dumping-snow shoveling biathalon, ...
Pour water on stairs to make your own sliding center.
Go to a hair salon to watch curling.
Fork over that extra $79.99/month for the Tiddley Winks Channel 24/7
Buy a bottle of genuine Sochi melted snow on eBay.
"I spent a pleasant hour talking with that woman who was in the kitchen. She seemed very nice."
Invade neighboring country in political turmoil.
(Thomas Palsson, BABaker, sbrogdon, Tristan, finlero, Maniac Bob, quistis, Bentley Bones)
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