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Top Ten Rejected Solutions to the Russia-Ukraine Crisis

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Seven daisies, alternate petals pulled - Ukraine/Russia/Ukraine/Russia, total of 4 wins (AlHubb)
9. Have Disney install a new "It's a Small World" that fills the Crimea peninsula. (Maniac Bob)
8. A large scale version of Red Rover (Warchild)
7. Winner takes all game of Risk (Mute, Crandon)
6. A borscht cook off, winner gets the Crimea (sbrogdon)
5. While standing in front of Kiev City Hall, have President Obama proudly proclaim "I am a jelly doughnut" in Ukrainian. (McNally)
4. Submarine race! (BABaker)
3. Have a bake sale at the UN. (Buffalo Gal)
2. Send in Kim Jong Un as mediator. (Thomas Palsson)
1. Rock-paper-scissors-shirtless autocrat (rorschak)

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