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Top Ten Rejected Solutions to the Russia-Ukraine Crisis
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Seven daisies, alternate petals pulled - Ukraine/Russia/Ukraine/Russia, total of 4 wins
Have Disney install a new "It's a Small World" that fills the Crimea peninsula.
A large scale version of Red Rover
Winner takes all game of Risk
A borscht cook off, winner gets the Crimea
While standing in front of Kiev City Hall, have President Obama proudly proclaim "I am a jelly doughnut" in Ukrainian.
Have a bake sale at the UN.
Send in Kim Jong Un as mediator.
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