Leprechauns are real; it's the Irish that are imaginary.
(Mute)
They were nearly driven extinct in their ancient war against The Munchkins.
(Chuck1863)
They double for Snow White's dwarves.
(Maniac Bob)
As confirmed by several hunters and trappers in the Ireland area, Leprechauns are not, in fact, magically delicious.
(The Incognito Penguin)
They often feel like red-headed stepchildren to those goody-goody Christmas elves.
(WAM)
It turns out they have pot AND gold, not a pot OF gold.
(Stephen H)
They are often confused with the leper cons of Devil's Island. Trust me, you don't want to rub their heads for luck!
(The Incognito Penguin)
They are actually full sized people. They just misread the metric conversion table.
(sbrogdon)
Ever since the recession, people have only found IOUs at the end of rainbows.
(Mute)
There are no girl leprechauns. That's why they are always so cranky.
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