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Top Ten Ways to Update the Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT)
(submitted by Bell Curve)
All multiple choice questions will now include the alternative answer "Whatever..."
Give 1/2 credit for selecting the 2nd best answer.
Lower the point value of the swimsuit competition.
Have the participants actually write their name on the answer sheet rather than circle it on a list.
Make it the Scholastic Apathy Test.
Include texting abbreviations in Vocab section.
Students now get "Ask The Audience" and "Phone A Friend" lifelines.
(Micklin T. Rahe, And That's His Final Answer.)
Make it into an app. Add some candy and a flappy bird and SAT scores will skyrocket!
(The Incognito Penguin)
LOL is to STFU as OMG is to _____?
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