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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Uses for the Tail You Just Sprouted

(submitted by Oren Otter)

10. To put the truth in the words "Hanging around" (AlHubb)
9. "Oh jeez, just what I need - another poker tell." (whyBother)
8. Now I can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. (BABAker)
7. Assuming it's prehensile, scratching that itchy spot on my back that i can never seem to reach (AlHubb)
6. Stuff it down the front of your pants. Impress the ladies. (The Incognito Penguin)
5. Jump rope. (Madam Annie Whittington)
4. If you're a woman you can re-enact that famous book: A Tail and Two Titties. (The Incognito Penguin)
3. Finally a good excuse to put your pants on backwards (Toasterpig)
2. Being the envy of your local furry convention (junkshop_coyote)
1. Nail that audition for the Cowardly Lion in "The Wizard Of Oz." (Kanthony Von Schiffendecker)

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