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Top Ten Signs You're Not Good at Taking Selfies
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You must have tried a hundred times before someone finally told you that you couldn't do it with a pocket calculator!
(No Dear, I didn't.)
You push the shutter button... OK. But you can't run fast enough to get into the picture.
You always seem to cut your head off. Not good unless you're Marie Antoinette.
You've taken 45 selfies and in every one you're looking the wrong way.
Your driver's license, credit cards, and tax forms are visible on a desk in the background.
The following things are missing from the background: toddlers, grand parents, garbage, messy room, and toilet.
You get performance anxiety and keep getting shots of yourself gagging.
Someone pirates your photo for use in a zombie movie poster.
The only time they come out is when you have someone else take them!
(Hey! This doesn't look like me at all!)
You're a Tyronasaurus Rex... all you get are pics of your chest!
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