That rich uncle
(AlHubb)
Bacon, ... mmmmm!
(Squeezette)
A photogenic ghost - you'll make millions from selling the photos!
(Mute)
The Bandersnatch, since the alternative is a live Bandersnatch.
(Major Tom)
Jimmy Hoffa in your foundation cement. The book rights alone would be staggering.
(MLehde)
My daughter's boyfriend. I'll make her haul him out and bury him.
(sbrogdon)
My steak. When was the last time you tried to stuff a steer into a freezer?
(sbrogdon)
A dead pet rock is just like a live pet rock that you don't have to feed!
(Mute)
Spiders. So the live ones will run away and tell the others what they saw.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A "dead president:" Preferably a whole lot of them, unmarked and non-sequential, in a briefcase
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