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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Batman's Top Ten Pressing Concerns

(submitted by Benz.)

10. Not getting lumped in with vampire bats (Warchild)
9. Genuine concern over the possibility of winding up as Matt Damon's sidekick (BABaker)
8. His mask makes it difficult to text and drive. (AlHubb)
7. Dealing with the guy who owns @Batman on twitter (Warchild)
6. Does being a bat qualify as a pre-existing condition under the Affordable Care Act? (Arcola Mike)
5. Paparazzi publishing pics of him driving away with the stupid cape hanging out the Batmobile door. (whyBother)
4. People now consider him Emo rather than the cooler "brooding." (The Incognito Penguin)
3. The Google maps car just had to be driving by at the exact moment the batmobile emerged from the batcave. (Mute)
2. The lab techs on CSI: Gotham got a drop of his blood & revealed his secret identity all within an hour. (Mute)
1. Closing his next movie deal (jumpin jack)

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