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Top Ten Reasons For Winnie-the-Pooh To Make A Comeback

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10. Those hunny bills are looking mighty tall. (Outsyder)
9. That Sochi Olympic bear was a big crybaby. (rorschak)
8. Today's digital youth increasingly unfamiliar with concepts of "stuffed animals" or "imagination." (Krig the Viking)
7. Somebody has the share their honey with that Russian bear so his rumbly tumbly won't make him so cranky and take things that don't belong to him. (Arcola Mike)
6. Americans are fatter than ever, so Pooh is looking pretty slim and trim in comparison. (Stephen H)
5. His poems and hums are perfect for the 140-character world we live in. (Arcola Mike)
4. It would be good for kids today to just sit on a log and think for a while. Or at least watch a cartoon about a stuffed bear doing so. (Krig the Viking)
3. To promote his cause: Stop beehive colony collapse! (Bentley Bones)
2. His pants are finally back from the cleaners. (Chuck1863)
1. "Oh bother, I forgot." (Milo)

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