The IRS agent on your doorstep looks very angry!
(Norm Shelton)
Some punk snatched your bag...and it was a bag of trash you were throwing away.
(Maniac Bob)
A beer delivery truck flipped over in your front yard.
(Norm Shelton)
You go to sleep Sunday night and wake up to find out that it is Friday afternoon.
(Crandon )
You remembered to put on pants EVERY DAY!
(BKred)
The mustard dribbled on your black silk tie made a smiley face.
(Arcola Mike)
So far you haven't gotten Pharrell's "Happy" song stuck in your head all week.
(The Incognito Penguin)
The neighbor who plays heavy metal rock all night moved out and an NFL cheerleader moved in.
(AlHubb)
You got the flu the evening of your daughter's piano class recital.
(Arcola Mike)
That little red-haired girl wants to "hang out."
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