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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways Top Ten Lists Build Character

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10. The same way we gain wisdom from reading our alpha-bits (Arcola Mike)
9. You're unemployed, 34, living in your parent's basement, but you can walk tall knowing you once placed 8th on CSITTL. (whyBother)
8. Between everything you learned in kindgegarten and from top ten lists, you are a regular humble know-it-all. (Arcola Mike)
7. After reading them for awhile you become a "real character." (Norm Shelton)
6. Getting number six when your entry was the funniest builds character. At least that's what I keep telling myself. (Wools)
5. You endure one inane entry after another, just like surviving water torture. (Arcola Mike)
4. Every monday and thursday morning (or afternoon) our patience is tested. (BABaker)
3. They strengthen belief in our existence: "I think, therefore I am funny." (Arcola Mike)
2. The constant rejection of your best lines prepares you for the dating scene. (MLehde, IOIO to work IGO)
1. The best things in life are free! (Arcola Mike)

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