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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Your Child is Looking Forward to the School-Year Ending

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Both his attitude and pants are getting saggy. (Arcola Mike)
9. He's up to 12 cups of coffee in the morning and not hyper when he gets home. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. He's lost his appetite for paste. (Arcola Mike)
7. He's written "No more pants for 2 months!!" on the calendar. (Mute)
6. Every time they look at the calendar they do a fist pump and say "Yes!" (AlHubb)
5. He's too lazy to copy other kids' homework. (Arcola Mike)
4. This is the third time this week that he's tried to wear swimming trunks, mask and snorkel to school. (Oops he did it again.)
3. He's already missed a summer's worth of recess. (Arcola Mike )
2. He has acquired a 3 month supply of peanut butter crackers and made a sign reading "Do not disturb until Aug. 15." (Buffalo Gal)
1. Her last 100 word essay included 83 "very"s. (rorschak)

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