You just passed Tom Cruise screaming something about geese.
(Wiki)
Your girlfriend didn't pick up on the fake enthusiasm you displayed when she asked if you wanted to hear about her day.
(The Frunkus Kid)
The concierge asks if you're a cop.
(Arcola Mike )
You think to yourself: "It's too quiet out there."
(Arcola Mike )
"Honey, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?"
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The blue latex gloves come out in Room 2A at the airport.
(Arcola Mike )
Whatever it was you wanted to do, your wife just told you it's "fine."
(al)
Your "friends" are making wagers on the outcome.
(lefty)
You're wearing blue jeans on the beach playing volleyball.
(IceManiac)
At the last tollbooth, Kenny Loggins just rolled his eyes and waved you through.
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