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Top Ten Reasons To Think Little Men On Mars Are Not Green

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10. You only survive as a species if you can blend into the background. (Geoduck)
9. There's definitive proof on Looney Tunes: Marven the Martian is black. (AlHubb)
8. Green men on a red planet would create too much of a Christmas motif. (MLehde)
7. They never try to abduct Kermit the Frog or The Incredible Hulk. (Chuck1863)
6. If they were, they'd be little plants on Mars and Mars has no plants. (Good Ol' Horseface)
5. They wouldn't be ripe yet. (The Incognito Penguin)
4. MythBusters have so busted that myth, dude. (Arcola Mike )
3. Mars just doesn't rotate fast enough to produce that kind of motion sickness. (MLehde)
2. They only dress that way for Saint Patrick's day. (Maniac Bob)
1. It isn't easy being green on any planet. (Arcola Mike )

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