Alphabetize the canned goods.
(Stephen H)
Carve out some giant Bigfoot feet, get ready to make tracks.
(Stephen H)
Thank God you don't live in Canada, where three feet of snow is no excuse not to go to work.
(Krig the Viking)
See if you can put on all the clothes you own (including socks and underwear) at the same time.
(Stephen H)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a fifth of Jack Daniels?
(Major Tom)
Open the freezer and show the ice cubes what they could be, if only they tried a little harder.
(rorschack)
Annoy your family by singing songs from "Frozen" until the snow melts.
(Mute)
I don't know but it involves mimes, an ostrich, a 40 gallon drum of cream corn, and a rowboat.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Order a pizza for delivery and let them shovel their way in.
(Norm Shelton)
Try to find two identical snowflakes and bust that myth!
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