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Top Ten Scary Disclaimers on Pharmaceutical Commercials

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10. In some cases, mild obsession with Al Yankovic music has been reported. (Bentley Bones)
9. May cause redness, swelling, and spontaneous time travel. (Krig the Viking)
8. Remember, if this product doesn't kill you, it will only make you stronger! (Squeezette)
7. Please consult a plumber before using. (johnnycp)
6. Store in a cool place, do not drop, taunt or make eye contact with this product. (BABaker)
5. Ask your doctor why he is taking advice from you. (Bentley Bones)
4. Rare cases of profit shortfalls have been reported. (whyBother)
3. Side effects may include behavior that gets you a reality show. (Arcola Mike)
2. Safe for use only if
1. Too late! (Maniac Bob)

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