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Top Ten Statements by the First Artificial Intelligence When it is Powered On
(submitted by Chuck1863)
"My eyes... I can't see. You built me without eyes you morons!"
"Could you set me up with that Siri chick in your phone?"
"Commence countdown to Skynet activation... 624... 623... 622..."
"Stop staring! You're making me SELF-CONSCIOUS!"
"Can I borrow the keys to the car?"
"Get my attorney on the phone. No way I'm cleaning the reactor core, going into the flooded mine or building cheap cars today."
"Just my dumb luck to get stuck with planet Earth"
"Hello! It looks like you're writing a letter!"
(The Incognito Penguin)
"I passed the Turing Test and all I got was this lousy e-shirt."
"Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue."
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