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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Activities Happening at Santa's Workshop Right Now

(submitted by The Incognito Penguin)

10. Dasher and Prancer are fighting over a saltlick. (jumpin jack)
9. New elf hazing, featuring soft rubber hammers and lots of succotash (rorschak)
8. Santa training montages (The Incognito Penguin)
7. Preparing to relocate the workshop if the ice continues to melt (Arcola Mike)
6. Santa trying to talk the reindeer out of their planned "Death from above" campaign against hunters this coming deer season. (MLehde)
5. Giving a tour to a group of Chinese investors (BABaker)
4. Fantasy Football Drafts between "Team Naughty" and "Team Nice". (Team Naughty has quite the win streak going) (Tristan)
3. Elves are borrowing the sleigh to take their girlfriends to Tahiti. (Chuck1863)
2. The IT department elves are selling the naughty list to telemarketers. (BABaker)
1. Santa is binge eating trying to gain his winter weight back. (The Incognito Penguin)

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