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Top Ten Signs Your Imaginary Friend is Trying to Kill You

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You notice that someone's tampered with the brakes on your flying carpet. (Toasterpig)
9. He was very insistent you drink some tea at your last tea party. The same tea party where Mr. Puggles, your stuffed bear, dropped dead from tea poisoning. (Krig the Viking)
8. Sometimes, you're almost sure that your shadow is holding a knife. (BABaker)
7. You amended your will to make him the main beneficiary if you die of imaginary causes. (Arcola Mike)
6. He always moves that chair or table leg far enough to stub your toe AGAIN! (Magus Noan)
5. That little voice that tells you not to do something stupid or dangerous? It's not there anymore. (MLehde)
4. Your psychiatrist has taken out a restraining order against him. (Krig the Viking)
3. She wants you to share her parachute on a romantic sky dive. (Arcola Mike)
2. You overheard him conspiring with the voices in your head. (AlHubb)
1. He's imagining that you're not there. (Stephen H)

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