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Top Ten Signs Your Smart Phone Isn't as Smart as You Thought
(submitted by No dear I didn't)
It couldn't think of a top ten entry for me.
If it were truly smart, it would prevent the drunk dialing of your ex.
"Not smart enough to stay out of the toilet, are ya hotshot?"
You asked it to build a lightsaber. It still ain't built one.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Me: Siri, should I say yes if my wife asks if her new jeans make her butt look big? Siri: Do not say that. Tell her her butt makes the jeans look too small.
It keeps letting calls from my ex-wife through.
Entries submitted with Siri tend to nutmeg enema cents.
It told me to put all my money in Interactive Lists.
My smart phone recommended getting involved in a land war in Asia.
It can't open the pod bay doors. Uh, wait a minute...
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