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Top Ten Signs You're Not Good at Yoga
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Your Lotus position looks more like a ragweed flower.
Your mat has a chalk outline of a body.
After your first Yoga class you have six extra joints. At least, that's what the X-ray showed.
You wear slip-on shoes because shoelaces require too much bending.
You use a Queen size mattress for a mat.
You thought that tearing sound was your spandex leotard, but it was actually your scapula.
It takes two sailors to untie you from yourself after each yoga session.
The only position you can manage is the "Floating Manatee."
Sometimes it takes two or three washings to get the bloodstains out of your yoga mat.
Somehow, every move you make turns into the Macarena.
(Ms. Miss Patricia)
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