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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Were Someone Famous in a Previous Life

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You really feel like someone should be waiting on me hand and foot. (Buffalo Gal)
9. You have deja vu attacks when you watch "Civil War Diaries" on The History Channel. (Aaron Hirshberg)
8. The last past-life psychic you visited looked at your palm, screamed, and then threw herself out the nearest window. (MLehde)
7. NASA calls and asks you to pick up your flight suit. (jumpin jack)
6. Shirley Maclaine once slapped you and said you deserved it. (BABaker)
5. You are getting bills from 5-star Paris hotels that are 400 years past due. (AlHubb)
4. You're 21, but somehow you have the memories of Ella Fitzgerald. (The Frunkus Kid)
3. You and your broom are on the No-Fly List. (Arcola Mike)
2. Your high school classmates voted you "Most Likely to Have Succeeded." (Arcola Mike)
1. The swarms of adoring ghosts that follow your every move. (AlHubb)

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