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Top Ten Other "After Labor Day" Rules
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Black tie and tails are required at all White Castles after Labor Day.
Never start a land war in Asia after Labor Day.
Take down your Perseid Meteor Shower shield after Labor Day.
It is against the law to herd ducks down main street on weekends, in Higbee, MO after Labor Day.
No swimming until 30 minutes after Labor Day.
No more jokes about the shows that bombed in the previous fall season after Labor Day.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Ready To Tell Jokes About "Utopia" To The World)
You can no longer put your Christmas tree out for the trash, you have to decorate it and use it again after Labor Day.
(Squeezette, Magus Noan)
Never be seen with last season's iPhone after Labor Day.
No playing of the Beach Boys with your convertible top down after Labor Day.
No Speedos after Labor Day. Labor Day 1982.
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