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Top Ten Bad Singing Telegram Messages
(submitted by Ms. Miss Patricia)
The progressive rock-themed telegram didn't seem like such a bad deal at first, but now you're sitting through the third instrumental section.
Hey Steve get ready to meet your cellmate cuz you haven't paid your taxes since two-thousand and eight!
"I hope you feel much better" / Is what I should have said / But I forgot to say it / Now I'm sorry that you're dead!
You're Fired Fired Bo-Bired, Banana fana fo fired, fe-fi mo mired....you're fired!
Happy repo to you, Happy repo to you
Happy, Happy, Audit, to all the boys and girls...
Your kid's got Lice Lice Baby....Lice Lice Baby....
Happy birthday to yooou, happy birthday toooo - NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
(Mute [is never gonna run around and desert you!])
Oops she did it again / Your wife wrecked the car / but she is okay / Oh baby she thought that it was in park
You were so careful to keep it wrapped / To avoid pregnancy and the clap / Now we've got the word back from the labs / I hate to tell you, but you've got crabs!
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