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Top Ten Reasons Scotland Should Have Seceded from The United Kingdom
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
It worked out well for the USA, India, Australia, ...
It would have received instant cred on the Indie nation scene.
It would have provided enough material to convince Monty Python to unretire.
They could have created a timezone 45 minutes ahead of England.
They could have had a queen that's hot!
How do you spell Respect? President Sean Connery with his own nukes, laddie!
So they could decide for themselves how they want to conjugate the past tense.
Just to rub it in Northern Ireland's face.
We'd all would have been a little closer to understanding the difference between The UK, England, and Great Britain.
Scrooge McDuck would have moved his immense fortune from Duckburg back home to Scotland.
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