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Top Ten Things Derek Jeter Has on His Retirement To-Do List

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Keep Lady Liberty's light aflame (Arcola Mike )
9. Anticipate jumping up one step on the Most Eligible Bachelor list now that Gorgeous George Clooney has entered into wedded bliss. (Buffalo Gal)
8. Start a charm school (AlHubb)
7. Streak across Fenway (Pertinax)
6. Catch up on the Real Housewives of New York (Arcola Mike )
5. Remove the Jeter Sucks graffitti off long island bridges (Strat)
4. Catch up with his scrapbooking (RAM)
3. Figure out which shortstop to draft in his fantasy league (Arcola Mike )
2. Play for the Chicago Bulls (The Incognito Penguin)
1. Finally take those violin lessons he's always wanted since he was a kid but his Mom forced him into baseball (The Incognito Penguin)

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