People wouldn't be able to sit around on their butts all day.
(whyBother)
Because driving while talking on the phone, texting, and eating a sandwich all at the same time would be too awesome for nature to allow.
(MLehde)
It gives a whole other creepy meaning to the term "tailgating."
(Arcola Mike )
It would be hell stepping over tails to get to your seat in stadiums.
(Buffalo Gal)
We thought it was a coin flip type situation and we told God "Heads."
(Wools)
Tail genes were on the same chromosome as gills.
(IOIO to work IGO)
A tail would have made Chuck Norris even more deadly and automatically destroyed the universe in the process.
(Pertinax)
Some of us used to, but cavewomen of 1,000,000 BC found cavemen with tails "creepy," and therefore those genes did not get passed on.
(Tristan)
Most people are so busy wagging their tongues they don't have time to wag a tail.
(Norm Shelton)
The incidents of child tail dislocations would be epidemic amoung natural siblings.
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