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Top Ten Real Reasons Kim Jong Un Disappeared for a Month
He couldn't find a cane he really liked.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
He didn't dissappear. He became the worlds first time traveller using just his mind.
He spent the time incognito waiting in line for an iPhone 6 plus in Seoul.
He was having the world's longest temper tantrum.
He got trapped in one of those "Free Condo stay in the Bahamas" sales seminars.
It was his turn to hide during hide and seek, and no one wanted to be the one to find him for fear of being executed.
He went to Africa to get his money from his new Nigerian Prince pen pal.
Being remade in the image of Dennis Rodman.
Disneyland lowered its height requirements on several rides.
He heard there was a tyrannical, murderous, crazy person running around the palace.
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