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Top Ten Signs You're in a Bad Halloween Costume Shop

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Only three costumes: Kim Jong Un, Clifford the Big Red Dog and Lady Gaga. (Buffalo Gal)
9. The "fake" blood isn't. (AlHubb)
8. All the shelves are empty but labeled "Invisble Man Mask $25." (WAM)
7. They only carry Janet Reno costumes. (Buffalo Gal)
6. Every single costume is a ghost and the lables all read "50% Cotton, Twin Size." (MLehde)
5. Kids get to sit on Satan's lap. (Arcola Mike )
4. You're frisked for silver bullets at the entrance. (Arcola Mike )
3. They don't actually sell any costumes. They just charge a fee to trim your clothes down to make them "look sluttier." (Mute)
2. All of the costumes are of the proprietor's ex-wife. (Outsyder)
1. They stopped selling costumes in July to get set up for their Christmas sales. (Mute)

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