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Top Ten Signs You're in a Bad Halloween Costume Shop
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Only three costumes: Kim Jong Un, Clifford the Big Red Dog and Lady Gaga.
(Buffalo Gal)
The "fake" blood isn't.
(AlHubb)
All the shelves are empty but labeled "Invisble Man Mask $25."
(WAM)
They only carry Janet Reno costumes.
(Buffalo Gal)
Every single costume is a ghost and the lables all read "50% Cotton, Twin Size."
(MLehde)
Kids get to sit on Satan's lap.
(Arcola Mike )
You're frisked for silver bullets at the entrance.
(Arcola Mike )
They don't actually sell any costumes. They just charge a fee to trim your clothes down to make them "look sluttier."
(Mute)
All of the costumes are of the proprietor's ex-wife.
(Outsyder)
They stopped selling costumes in July to get set up for their Christmas sales.
(Mute)
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