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Top Ten Signs That You're No Longer "Hip"

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. You use the word "hip." (Wools, sageandscholar, The Incognito Penguin)
9. Your leisure suit no longer fits you. (AlHubb)
8. On your lunch break you spend more time eating than texting. (Arcola Mike )
7. You can no longer wear "hip-hugger" pants because your hips have settled to about mid-thigh. (AlHubb)
6. Your trendy closet now resembles the clearance rack at Wal-Mart. (BABaker)
5. You bought a house with a lawn just so you could tell the kids to get off of it. (Mike)
4. You cannot find a good picture of the "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo on google to show the barber. (wheels)
3. You just bought your first Buick. (jumpin jack)
2. You're more worried about your credit score than your street cred. (Arcola Mike )
1. Your ponytail has fewer than a dozen hairs in it. (AlHubb)

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